Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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