I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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