Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Couch. On fire.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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