Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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