Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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