Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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