JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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