So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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