I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
