woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize