he wants to bone in the snuggie
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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