have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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