There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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