If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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