Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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