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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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