She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Can I color on your dick again?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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