I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
that is very illegal...i love you.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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