is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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