She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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