we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Randomize
