ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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