And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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