people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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