shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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