S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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