I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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