Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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