KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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