You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I am naked and annoyed.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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