Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I don't think brook has ever known best
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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