lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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