Need sex. Gaining weight.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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