i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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