you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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