new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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