This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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