dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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