i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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