I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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