Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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