anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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