doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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