but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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