I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
