Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's never too late to be topless.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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