I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Panties = found
Randomize
