Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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