good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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