is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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