hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I need water and some morals
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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