belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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