Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
